ABC's

How many letters are in the alphabet?




Answer: 11! "The Alphabet" 

Four Brothers

There are four brothers on this world that were born together... The first one runs but is never tired, The second eats but is never full, The third one drinks but us always thirsty, The forth one sings a song that is never good.


Answer:  Water, Fire, Snow and Wind

Purple rock, green river?

What happens when you throw a purple rock
into a green river?





Answer: A SPLASH!

Shine Bright

They come at night without being called
and are lost in the day without being stolen.
What are they?



Answer: The Stars

Food and Water

Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?



Answer: Fire!

Around The World!

What goes around the world but stays in one corner?



Answer: A stamp!

Running... no walking!

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?


Answer: A nose!

Catch not Throw

What can you catch but not throw?


Answer: A cold!

Up & Down

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

Answer: A rug!

Wetter and Wetter........

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Answer: A towel!

Cowboy Tuesday

A cow boy saddles up on Tuesday.
He comes back on Tuesday, but he was gone for 4 days.
How is this possible?

Answer: The horses name is Tuesday!

Center Of Gravity

I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I? 

Answer: The letter V.

Animal Time

What animal keeps the best time?

Answer: A Watchdog.

Hated, and loved

Adored by few, 
Feared and hated by many. 
Mistress of the entire universal reason, 
Master in the art of numbers. 
Some may have solved many of your mysteries, 
But there still much of them to find.
What are they?

Answer: Math.

Walkin' in the Rain

A man was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?

Answer: He was bald!

Delicate Feeling

You can have me but cannot hold me;
Gain me and quickly lose me.
If treated with care I can be great,
And if betrayed I will break.
What am I?



Answer: Trust 

I Hold Water With Holes

 I have holes on the top and bottom.
I have holes on my left and on my right.
And I have holes in the middle,
yet I still hold water.
What am I?




Answer: A sponge!

A-choo!

What can you catch but not throw?

Answer: A cold!

Tennis Court

We're five little items of an everyday sort.
You'll find us all in a tennis court.
What are we?





Answer: The vowels! A tennis court.  a, e, i, o, u

Arms, Legs, But No Head

What has arms and legs but no head?


Answer: A chair!

Mirror Me

When you look at me,
You think of yourself.
I am always ready to talk
Whether times are easy or rough.
What am I?





Answer: A Mirror

'D'

Every dawn begins with me
At dusk I'll be the first you see
And daybreak couldn't come without
What midday centers all about
Daises grow from me, I'm told
And when I come, I end all cold
But in the sun I won't be found
Yet still, each day I'll be around






Answer: The letter 'D'

Fewer

I know a word with 3 letters,
Add 2 more letters,
and fewer there will be.






Answer: The word FEWER!

Taller than trees

What has roots that nobody can see,
and is higher than trees.
Up, up it goes, and yet
it never grows?
What am I?






ANSWER: I'm a mountain!

Black, Red, White

What's black when you get it,
Red when you use it,
And white when you're all through with it?






ANSWER: Charcoal!

Short, Long, Round, Square

I can be long,
or I can be short.
I can be grown,
and I can be bought.
I can be painted,
or left bare.
I can be round,
or square.
What am I?





ANSWER: Your Fingernails

Thin and Tall

I am thin, tall, and I can't walk, but I have a tilted head.
What am I?

ANSWER: The number 1!

Moo

I give milk and have a horn but I'm not a cow.
What am I?

ANSWER: A Milk Truck!

Rivals of Riddles!

I can be cracked,
I can be made.
I can be told,
I can be played.

ANSWER: A  joke!

I Can Move

I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet off the ground.

ANSWER: A wheelbarrow! 

Tick tock

I have a face but no head.
I have hands but no arms.
I tell you something without really saying it.
What am I?





ANSWER: A Clock!

Empty World

What has towns but no people? 
It has lakes, but no water,
and forests, but no trees?





ANSWER: A map!

Plane Crash

A plane crashed between Quebec and Ontairio. Where do they bury the survivors?

Answer: You don't bury survivors!

Names

A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie, and Laura. What will she name her next child: Abby, Jessica, Tilly, or Roxy?

Answer: Tilly, Look at the first 2 letters of each name Do Re Mi Fa So La

Sally Reading

Serge and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Serge was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Serge decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?

ANSWER: Sally is blind! She was reading in braille!

Lots of Letters!

What starts with 'P' ends with 'E' and has many letters?

Answer: Post Office

Footless and Armless

I have a head and tail but no body. What am I?

ANSWER: A Coin

Bus Driver

A bus driver was heading down a street. He went right past a stop sign without stopping he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still- he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Answer: He was walking. Not Driving.

Minute, Week, Year

It happens once in a minute, twice in a week, and once in a year. What is it?

ANSWER: The letter 'E'!

Hijacker

A man hijacks an airplane transporting both passengers (8 of them) and valuable cargo. After taking the cargo, the man demands nine parachutes, puts one of them on, and jumps, leaving the other eight behind. Why did he want eight?

Answer:He (hijacker) was the pilot. He took the cargo and jumped. Now there wasn't any to fly the plane. He wanted the cargo only and didn't want passengers to die. So he got parachutes for them so that they can jump too (later on) and save themselves.

Four Eyes

What has four eyes but cannot see?

Answer: Mississippi

Miss Me?

Until I am measured I am not known, yet how you miss me when I have flown. Who Am I?

 Answer: Time

Stronger and Faster

I have an eye but cannot see. I am stronger and faster than any man alive but have no limbs. 
Who am I?

 Answer: A Hurricane

Family Fishing

2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So, why do they bring home only 3 fish?
 Answer: There Was A Grandfather, Father, and Son.

Walking life!

It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it?

 ANSWER: A baby in the morning when it crawls, A adult or teenager walking. and an old man or woman with a cane and 2 feet.

Cawk! Cawk!

If a chicken says, "All chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?

ANSWER: Chickens Can't Talk!

Now you see me, now you don't

If you look you cannot see me. And if you see me you cannot see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, but later everything goes back to normal. What am I?


ANSWER: Your Imagination

Stoves and a Match

There are 3 stoves. A glass stove, a brick stove, and a wood stove. You only have 1 match. Which do you light up first?


  Answer: The Match

Pushing The Pressure

I turn polar bears white And I will make you sob. I make guys have to go to the restroom And girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look dumb And everyday people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown And make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. 

Answer: Pressure 

What Happened?

Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m.
What was it?


Answer: 12:34 5/6/78

Escape Plan

Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?


Answer: His plan is to dig the tunnel and pile up the dirt to climb up to the window to escape.

Long or Short

I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square.
What am I?

Answer: A Fingernail

Age

There is a guy who is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?


Answer: He was born in 2000 B.C.

Sorrow and Sickness

I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.



 Answer: The letter 'S'.

Elevator Riddle

A man who lives on the tenth floor takes the elevator down to the first floor every morning and goes to work. In the evening, when he comes back; on a rainy day, or if there are other people in the elevator, he goes to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to his apartment. Can you explain why? 

 Answer: He was too short to reach it, but on rainy days he had an umbrella to press it with.

What Letter Am I?

If you throw me from the window, I will leave a grieving wife. Bring me back, but in the door, and You'll see someone giving life!
 What letter am I?


  Answer: The letter 'N'  window is widow, and door is donor.